5 Things I do like about NYC
Jan. 26th, 2016 01:03 pmI'm sorry New York, for selling you down the river. Here are five things I love about where I live.
1. There are three Ospreys that live on the three blocks between my house and my son's school. They eat pigeons. Good on them.
2. There is a very thin Italian man who sells homemade pasta from the front room of a tiny apartment. I have no idea if it is legal. It is next to a yoga studio and that is probably the only reason anyone knows it's there. The stuff is really, really good. Maybe it would be nice if he would stop giving my husband better deals than me.
3. Nobody stayed inside before, during or after Jonah. Everyone just kept going where they had to go. No school was cancelled. My neighbor turned the snow bank in front of her house into a giant Sphinx.
4. I once went the entire day with random splotches of make up from a costume on my face and none of the 1,000's of people I saw that day could give a shit. I didn't even notice until I got home.
5. The water has lots of little miniature crustaceans in it that make it taste really sweet.
1. There are three Ospreys that live on the three blocks between my house and my son's school. They eat pigeons. Good on them.
2. There is a very thin Italian man who sells homemade pasta from the front room of a tiny apartment. I have no idea if it is legal. It is next to a yoga studio and that is probably the only reason anyone knows it's there. The stuff is really, really good. Maybe it would be nice if he would stop giving my husband better deals than me.
3. Nobody stayed inside before, during or after Jonah. Everyone just kept going where they had to go. No school was cancelled. My neighbor turned the snow bank in front of her house into a giant Sphinx.
4. I once went the entire day with random splotches of make up from a costume on my face and none of the 1,000's of people I saw that day could give a shit. I didn't even notice until I got home.
5. The water has lots of little miniature crustaceans in it that make it taste really sweet.