Post -a-Day
May. 3rd, 2015 10:24 pmThis week was not half bad.
Last week I poured boiling pasta water on my foot, lost a child at The Transit Museum during my son's birthday party and spent 2 hours in Borough Park being deloused. This last was actually the best experience as it was done by a Chasidic lice lady and it was kinda fun going outside my usual frame of reference. Even better, when she got to my husband who has absurdly long hair, she cut 8 inches off! And just think: her husband would feel defiled if he touched me. Of course, given the circs, he would have a point. Anyway, she could do this thing because she's a woman and so less...delicate Hmmmm (BTW this is not a bad living these people earn and you can work from home! Long line of bearded rabbis on wall probably optional.)
Anyone else really feeling this Spring?
Last week I poured boiling pasta water on my foot, lost a child at The Transit Museum during my son's birthday party and spent 2 hours in Borough Park being deloused. This last was actually the best experience as it was done by a Chasidic lice lady and it was kinda fun going outside my usual frame of reference. Even better, when she got to my husband who has absurdly long hair, she cut 8 inches off! And just think: her husband would feel defiled if he touched me. Of course, given the circs, he would have a point. Anyway, she could do this thing because she's a woman and so less...delicate Hmmmm (BTW this is not a bad living these people earn and you can work from home! Long line of bearded rabbis on wall probably optional.)
Anyone else really feeling this Spring?